CONFUSING QUANTITY TIME WITH QUALITY TIME We have probably all thought it. If we could just spend more time with each other then we would have the perfect marriage. We would never fight. We would never long. We would never be unhappy again. Well, be careful what you wish for. Part of this is true. [...]

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I ate ram’s penis once, skewered. It tasted like chicken, or maybe chicken penis. I thought I was pretty cool, but just because I eat esoteric and exotic foods, doesn’t make me a foodie. After all, I had friends in college who would eat a garden snail for five bucks. Let’s be honest, that was [...]

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So there’s a lot of great things about being married: no more driving home after a date late at night, all the sex you can get (we’ll see how long that one lasts) and you get to save money on car insurance!  I know; that’s probably the first thing you thought about and was probably [...]

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 I couldn’t tell my mom that I needed a bra in the fifth grade.  I wrote it on a piece of paper, handed it to her, and then ran to my room and put my mortified self underneath my blankets and pillows. I’ve never enjoyed going to the doctor.  Still don’t.  This isn’t because I’m [...]

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